Confessions of a Serial Swooper

Oprah.  You heard of her?

Since this is her last season, I decided I’d try to start watching.  So, I Tivo it every day and watch the ones that look interesting to me sometime after they’ve aired.

Consequently, I’m now completely in love with Oprah.  Really.  The woman is amaaaazing.   There’s no denying the incredible empire she’s built and the immense fortune on which she now sits.  In 2010, Forbes Magazine estimated her net worth at $2.4 billion.  And that (as opposed to many others on Forbes list) is followed by some text that reads:  self-made.

Absurd.

Anyway, she’s also ridiculously charitable and those familiar with Oprah at all probably have heard about her annual show during which she gives every audience member every product included in her list of “My Favorite Things.”  Audience members don’t know they’re attending that show until Oprah comes out from back stage and tells them so.

And then they cry and hug and fall to the ground because they know they are so.  so.  so.  psyched.

It’s gonna be good.

Anyway, me and Oprah.  I think we could totally hang.

Like sisters.

Two peas in a pod.

For example…

Oprah revealed that she really likes Scrabble for her iPad.

See?  I also like Scrabble.

On my iPhone but still…

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Oprah likes fancy shampoos.

I also like fancy shampoos!

See that?  It’s called “Glow for It.”  Yup.  Only the best for me.

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Oprah looooves these sequined Ugg boots.

Which are almost exactly like mine.

‘Cause road salt totally sparkles.

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Oprah really likes this matching lingerie set from Nordstrom ’cause they’ve got the two qualities she likes best.

Sexy and comfortable.

Here’s mine.

Well…at least they’re half of what Oprah likes.

(I would have modeled but I like ya’ll too much to do that to you.)

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Oprah went crazy for a Chicken Pot Pie she came across on a visit to Cape Cod.  The pie was from Centerville Pie Company.

Amazing!

Here at Chez Swooper, we also love pot pie!  In fact, we recently treated ourselves and stocked up.

Two!  Woot Woot!

Mmmmmm.

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Like I said.  Sisters.

Love you, O!