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I’ve mentioned before that I grew up in a beautiful small town in Southern Vermont.  The house in which I was raised sits on a pretty good-sized plot with a nice big front yard and acres of field in the back.   Certainly the land was big enough to farm but my parents (more gray flannel than Carhartt) opted to use the land for other things.   Like a vegetable garden that provided countless summers of wonderful fresh produce but sometimes fed more deer than family.   A somewhat short-lived chicken coop provided some entertainment for all of us, some nice eggs and, occasionally, some hearty meals for wild animals.

To this day, there’s always some discussion of what could be done with the extra land.  Ideas have ranged from a shooting range to a swimming pool to a red clay tennis court to a paddle tennis court to a curling rink.  Nothing’s ever come of it, of course.  And, when I journey home to that house I can tell you my heart warms so much more as I watch my little boys trudge through acres of natural fields than it ever would hearing them splash around in a pool or, god forbid, shooting clay pigeons.

My Dad’s a “hobbier”.  If that’s not actually a word, suffice to say he’s had a lot of hobbies.  And not small piddly hobbies like coin collecting or stamps.  No, no.  He got his solo pilot’s license.  He can build a mean duck decoy.  He’s a fly fisherman who ties his own flies and wraps his own rods.   He built gas-powered model airplanes large enough that I believed him when he offered to send Dick the Cat out for a test flight.   He can smoke his own meat for dinner, top it with his own batch of hot sauce and enjoy some of his home-churned ice cream for dessert.   I kid you not.

Eventually, the large field behind their house combined with my Dad’s never-ending hobby quests led to his longest lasting venture yet.   With a little help from some dear (now, sadly, deceased) friends, roughly 15 years ago he became a beekeeper.   Which probably sounds sort of scary and threatening but it’s really not.  Honey bees really don’t want to sting anybody and no one has ever gotten stung anywhere on my parents’ property that wasn’t screwing around with the bees’ hives in some way.  My Dad’s bees have produced countless bowls of honey-topped cereal and countless jars for clients and friends.  They even provided a little gift for our wedding guests.

** A little story for you as an aside.  Husband and I gave living in Vermont a whirl a few years back.  Full-time jobs, I worked weekends, and no one was making any money to speak of.  Still, we were near my parents and it was a great Vermont life while it lasted.  My Dad even got us set up with a few hives and Husband successfully kept his own bees.  Our house was across the street from a Catholic church.  One Sunday morning, Husband was tending to his bees just as church was letting out.  He’d neglected to properly tie up the wrist bands of his beekeeping suit and, consequently, learned his lesson the hard way when he discovered he had a dozen angry bees inside his suit.  I looked out the window (and church goers stopped in their tracks) to witness Husband leaping around the lawn, arms flapping, stripping off his bee suit with a fabulous array of filthy expletives flying out of his mouth.   It was hilarious.  Well, except for the fact that the doctor told us to just keep an eye out for any indication that his tongue was swelling and we had to spend the next two hours checking on it every three minutes.  “Tho, howthitlooknow?” … “Howthitlooknow?” **

Anyway, there have been some lovely midsummer days, when my Dad’s had as many as five hives buzzing with 50,000 bees each.  You doing the math?  We’re talking 250,000 busy bees who spend their days enjoying sweet Vermont clover, crisp clear water from nearby ponds and fresh air before returning to their happy hives in my parents’ back yard.   Idyllic, dontcha’ think?

There’ve been some bee challenges in the past.  There was a terrible virus that struck hives across the United States not too long ago and it wiped out a bunch of my Dad’s bees.   There’ve been some really bitchy Queens that have produced Angry Hives.   And, there’s always the small issue of how much the local post office just loves receiving packages marked “BEES ENCLOSED.  HANDLE WITH CARE!”

“Um, Mrs. Hills.  You can tell your husband his bees have arrived.  Tell him he can pick them up out back.”

So there’ve been challenges.  But none like this guy…

Yup.  They’ve got a bear.  And, as you know, bears love that honey.  This picture was taken with a motion-sensitive camera.

And, when the bear shows up, he wreaks havoc on the hive, killing thousands and thousands of the bees.

Here’s a hive pre-bear.

And, here’s the hive post-bear.

Yeah.   So, he’s no Gentle Ben.

So, after speaking to the local game warden, they were given permission to shoot at the bear.  Which bothers me a little bit (ok, maybe more than a little bit) but I figure the game warden knows better than I, right?  And, plus, the choice for my Dad is either to give up beekeeping or get rid of the bear.  Clearly, as you can see from the pictures, the two cannot co-exist.

But, keep in mind fellow animal lovers.  The bear comes at night.  And my Dad, despite motion-sensitive alarms and relocating his bed to the living room, continues to SLEEP at night.  He’s slept through the alarm a number of times and, although he’s gotten off a shot twice, he admits he was shooting in the direction of the bear’s obscenely potent stink of BO, rather than at anything he could actually see.  The odds are clearly tipped towards the bear here.

They did have one fabulously inspired idea that I was convinced would do the trick.   Sure, camera-flashes, ear-piercing alarms and gunshots didn’t faze this guy but this next idea was bound to send him running.

A first lady in a pantsuit?



No.  Apparently, in Vermont, even the bears are democrats.

Stay tuned.

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How is it that sometimes they can seem so big and so little all at once?

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We’re all happily home from a wonderful stretch of days visiting my parents in Vermont.   Beautiful weather, (mostly) happy kids, many fabulous outdoor activities, drinks with great friends and delicious meals with family.

Plus, my parents scored some cheap child labor in tending their fields.


But, seriously, how cute are they in those giant tractors?

Really, though, it was a great trip.  A perfect trip.

Well, almost perfect.

Except for a minor blip when I took the boys to a local playground and while I was running a 5K, doing a cart-wheel, rescuing my kids from a rabid dog, (oh, ok…) walking slowly along a wooden walkway, I went down like a ton of bricks.  Just fell.  For who knows what incredibly athletic reason.  (I may or may not have been reading something on my iPhone.  You can’t prove it.)  But anyway, down I went — arms splayed, legs askew, ankle rolled.  Ass over teakettle in my flip-flops.  Suddenly, on the grass looking up at a very worried Big Brother.

Mommy!  Are you ok?

Clearly, I am very graceful.   Swan-like, in fact.

Here, Mommy.   I picked up your phone.  It looks ok.

Mommy of the Year.   Yup, that’s me.   Go ahead and send my trophy to the Manchester Recreation Area c/o Grassy Area behind the tire swings.

So, anyway.   Here’s a shot of the right ankle Friday afternoon back at my parents house.  You know, shortly after I got up close and personal with the playground grass.

You like the pedicure?  You do.  Thanks.

And, here’s the stunning beauty that is my ankle (or lack thereof) today.  Sunday afternoon back at home.


It’s fine, of course.  I’m walking around on it without much trouble and, even though it’s hideous looking, it actually feels better than it did yesterday.

But, really.   Gross.

Yup, just another “sports injury” to add to my collection.

Note to self:  really must slow down.   Ha.

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Since Husband is more than a little convinced that if I blog about going away for a few days, we will return to a house stripped for parts like an old Chevy, I wouldn’t normally tell you this.  But, because he’s not joining us and would therefore greet you with at the door with a Louisville Slugger, I’ll let you in on that fact that I’m packing up the kids and the dog today and heading north to my beautiful hometown of Dorset, Vermont for a few days.

And, I can’t wait.   The boys (lazy yellow labrador included) and I are heading up for a few days filled with tromping through backyard fields, walking the golf course with the dogs, hiking child-sized trails and enjoying the company of beloved Marnie, Jeff and (the anti-lazy yellow Labrador) Daschiel.

Like in Marblehead, they’ve had a boatload of rain over the last month or so.  Which means the Green Mountains will be Ireland-green.  The flowers will be up, the trees blooming and, while I’ll miss the whiff of ocean in my own town, I’ll smile as my children and I breathe deep the smell of fresh cut grass, fresh cut FRESH, fresh cut CLEAN.   Ahhhhh.   Do you know that smell?  If you don’t, go find it.

Between us and Vermont, however, remains the chore of packing endless bags of sh*t needed to sustain two young boys, a dog and me for five days.   While my Mom kindly stocked the fridge of essentials for us, I need to get off this computer and get moving on packing the clothes, shoes, favorite blankets, favorites lovies (Baaah and Bunny), diapers, wipes, Kandoo, kibble, games, DVD player, kid CDs, Zhu Zhus, car snacks, juice boxes and booster seats.   Then I will stuff whatever I can into giant black garbage bags (classy, no?) before throwing them into the new car.  Because the big, hairy dog will be with us (bye, bye new car smell) and I could knit a sweater with the hair he will shed through the trip.


But, we will arrive.  And breathe.  And play.  And love.  And be loved.

I used to drive home from college in my Hyundai (seriously), without a darn care in the world, and play this song over and over on my 8-track cassette player.   Of course, I know it’s about West Virginia and not Vermont but it still makes me think about going home.

So, here you go.  Take me home, John.

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There’s a magical book out there called Bear of My Heart, by Joanne Ryder.   I’ve read it to Big Brother since he was a very little boy and we like to think of it as our own special story.  I read it to him with tears welling up in my eyes and take deep breaths to absorb the sobs that creep from the back of my throat.   It’s beautiful and I hereby recommend it to any of you out there with small cubs in the house.

However, reading it today – on my Husband’s birthday – I’m struck by how easily it translates to a story about marriage.  True love.  Partnership.

“Paw in paw, we will greet every morning,

Paw in paw, we will meet every day

For you are the bear of my heart, dear

And nothing can take that away.”

Paw in paw.  Hand in hand.   I’m so grateful for all that he’s given to me (to us) in the giving of his hand.

In marriage

A first dance

In Romance

In Unabashed Fatherly Love

With a Generous Heart

With a Steadying Touch

Offering Little Life Lessons

And reassurance that the next step, however unfamiliar, is safe.  Because he’s there.  He’s with us.

“There are so many bears in the world dear,

but there’s no other one that will do.

You are the bear of my heart, dear,

and I am the one who loves you.”

Happy Birthday, to my Husband.    Thank you for (more than seven years ago) asking for my hand.  And for, since then, holding us all so tightly in yours.

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One of the little benefits of having children is that they can eventually start to do things that you don’t really want to do anymore.  When I was growing up in Vermont, I proved to be a very handy lawnmower, wood stacker and dog food pourer.  So now, my time has come.  Big Brother is finally at an age when he’s actually starting to be useful.  And, while he’s still too young to mow our lawn or stack wood, you can bet he feeds that dog.   And he loves fetching things around the house for me — a diaper for Little Brother, a pair of shoes, Dad’s dry cleaning bag and other such tasks.  I’d say, though, that I have found him to be most useful in the area of reminders.  As my Mommy brain goes a little more J-e-l-l-o each day, his five-year old brain is sharpening.  So, we often leave the house with a recited list of errands.  Or enter the grocery store with a little chant of critical items.   And, it’s very, very helpful.  He’s saved me from near disaster many times.  “Mom!  You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning!”   or  “Mom!  Did you forget the taco sauce?”

A couple nights ago, the boys and I enjoyed a sunny late afternoon playdate with my wonderful college friend J. and her three kids.   We met at her house, ran the kids around outside and then, as the sun started going down, we all headed back into town for dinner at a local pizza place and ice cream across the street.   For the most part, the kids were stellar.   All five of them well-behaved at the restaurant — eating their dinners, sitting in their chairs, having fun but not to the detriment of other diners.   We were hard to miss with our piles of children but, thankfully, (luckily) we were also the picture of two functional Mommies enjoying a meal with our kids.  Until…

Packing up to leave, throwing away various paper plates, stacking trays and returning the ketchup to the counter.  Big Brother shouts to me from across the restaurant.

Oh!  Mommy!

Shhhh.  What?

Mommy! Racing across the restaurant now, undoubtedly attracting attention of many diners.   Jumping up and down in front of me now.

Mommy! VODKA!  VODKA!  We need VODKA!

(Oh. my.  goodness.)

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When I was a little girl (an only child growing up in a small Vermont village), my parents seemed particularly concerned with not spoiling me.   They started out a newly-married couple without much more than their degrees (Tuck Business School and Wells College), entrepreneurial spirits and a love of the country life.  They weren’t handed anything from their own parents.   They worked very hard to build a catalog business together and saw it reach great heights of popularity during the mail order boom of the 80s.  Their business was launched in the basement of our house, then moved to bigger space in the neighboring one-light town, then they bought a big chunk of land, built their own warehouse and office space and grew right into that, too.   More warehouse space, more land, more employees, more money.   Eventually, my parents sold their home-grown business to a larger catalog conglomerate that was, at the time, very busy collecting other niche mail order companies (like Golf Day and Talbots).  This left them with no business but a whopping big warehouse that became home to Burton Snowboards.  Their story is a model of successful business building.  And, they did it side by side.   All day, every day — which I almost find even more impressive.

All the while, there was me.  A baby in a #10 box, a toddler with a mailing tube trumpet, a pre-schooler in packing peanuts, a kindergartener in customer service.  A middle schooler that thought…well, that thought she was pretty darn cool.  And, pretty sure that things were really going to start getting pretty cushy in the world in which I was living.   But the amazing thing about my parents is that, despite the fact that they were starting to do quite well, they never really showed it.  We lived (and my parents still live) in the same house they stretched themselves to purchase in the mid-70s.  My Dad has always driven a Ford pick-up truck and I think he likes his trucks better once they’re somewhat beat-up and rusty with dog scratches on the door and a, mostly unused, gun rack in the rear window.   My parents purchased a wood burning system to forego oil in the winter and my Dad, at age 65 and an implanted defibrillator later, continues to schlep load after load of wood down to the basement to fire that sucker up every day because he prefers to “burn wood, not money.”

So, any thoughts I may have had of all the trendiest fashions, a car for my 16th birthday, big weekly allowances, whatever?  Sadly misguided.  I was not indulged.  But, don’t get me (or them) wrong.  I certainly didn’t want for anything I truly needed (and I admit to attending a tony private high school) but all the really superfluous spoiled only child stuff you might expect?  Nope.  Not even vaguely up for discussion.

But…there was one thing I loved.  That almost every child loves.  One thing that I was allowed to have.  In excess.


In the time that I resided under my parents roof, they also accepted residence of the following:  two cats, six dogs, two guinea pigs, two hamsters, a bird, an opossum, a rabbit, baby chicks indoors and countless varieties of backyard chickens.

And, I’ve probably forgotten some.

Sweet, huh?  Letting their little girl have a menagerie of pets?  Mostly, yes.  But, there’s this one other thing about that.  You see, the first pet that was officially mine was a kitten.  A black, fuzzy thing as cute as a button and only about twice as big.  And he was to be mine (all mine!) with one condition.  My Dad was going to name it.   Sure!  I’d take that deal any day.  I mean, how bad could it be?

Blackie? I suggested.  Nah, said my Dad.

Kitty? Nope.

Midnight? Uh-uh.

We’ll name him Dick.


Yup, Dick.  That’s what my Dad named that cat.

You laugh, don’t you?

Want to know what he named my hamster?  Dick the hamster. And the bird?   Dick the bird. I kid you not.   I lived with this.  Repeatedly.

I laugh now, of course.  And, truth be told, I’m a BIG FAN of giving pets human names.  Our other pet names (you know, when we already had a Dick in the house – snicker) were Mickey, Bonnie, Sam, Sonny, Katie, etc.

When I was in college, I went out and got a guinea pig (my roommates were not so excited but they grew to love her.   I think.)  We named her Joyce.  As an aside we thought we were naming her after that saxophone playing Muppet.  You know, the one with the crazy hair?  Turns out her name was Janice but whatever.  Joyce stuck.

Ross and I got a dog together after we were married and named him Bernie (after #51).  We’ve already decided our next dog will be Jorge (#20) although I plan to pronounce it “George” and Ross will likely drive me crazy by actually calling him “Hoar-hay”.  Just rolls off the tongue, no?

I’ll bet there are a lot of things that my parents are proud they passed along.  Things that I carry with me every day in the form of my happiest childhood memories.  And, there are also probably some things they hoped I’d forget.

I wonder where the memory of “Pets Named Dick” stands in their minds?

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