Judge me as you will but if my kid’s a total derelict screw-up, I’m totally going to be the kind of Mom that does this.
And, wipe that smirk off your face.
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Apparently, Tracy Morgan of SNL fame (“fame” is a bit of stretch but whatever…) feels the same way I do about The Giving Tree.
I mean, seriously, Shel. You’re killing me with this one.
Where’s Sarah Cynthia Silvia Stout who will not take the garbage out? She was so much easier on the emotions.
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This t-shirt is awesome. Love it. Ordering one immediately.
Do you get it yet?
Here’s a hint. It reminded me of this little gem from “Just Shoot Me”.
(Shout out to mkv and spr, my partners in quarterly hilarity)
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Confessions of a Serial Swooper 
I am so making that sign and throwing it on my nephew. At least the pot part. And then I will be saving it for my kids, if they ever DARE!
Mmmm, chicken pot piiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!
Good Morning! I just found your blog through S. I am so happy I did!!!
And – YES! That is hilarious! I bet he will not smoke pot again! That is a good momma!
Have a pretty day!
Kristin
There’s another pic on the net of a boy who stole (I think) and he’s standing there with a sign and his momma is sitting in a lawn chair right beside him. I LOVE that one! This kid needs a break on the porn part, though.
The Giving Tree. We just found a knock-off of that book called Tess’ Tree. The Big Ballerina said, “I like this book. It reminds me of The Giving Tree.” I was like, “Yep. If my 10 year old can see this so easily who was the editor who thought it was a good idea to publish the same story?!??!”
to Kim: Why does the kid need a break on the porn? Porn is one of the most addictive things kids encounter these days. And, really, what mother honestly wants their kids watching that? *shudder*
Also, I love that shirt.
And, this was a fun, random post.
I love random.