Are you ready?
I’m the one with the solution to the Gulf Oil Crisis. Not BP. Not Kevin Costner. Right here. Me.
Did you know they’ve put out an all points bulletin for pet hair? Because pet hair is crazy absorbent when it comes to oils.
Well, Petco can just settle right the heck down. Because I’m sending this guy.
Well. Once he wakes up, I mean.
Because Bernie, aka Lazy Labrador, aka the Under-Retriever, is top dog when it comes to shedding. He’s the BEST.
I promise you, BP, this is all you need. One giant dog brush (I suggest the FURminator), a leash of some sort and downwind water access. He could go all day. And twice on Sunday.
Oh, but one little thing. Don’t set him up too close to the shoreline because…well…he’s afraid of water. Yup. That’s our lab.
We’ll miss you, Bern.
Now, go save the world.
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Confessions of a Serial Swooper 
Too funny! That dog is THE cutest, cuddliest Lab ever!
BSD moonlights on his vacation by working on marine response vessels. It’s always meant driving a few minutes down the street and hanging out on a boat for a few hours. Think fireman at the station. BUT…with this major oil spill he either spends his vacation in the Gulf or we eat Mac n Cheese all summer. hmm….
Aw, hell. Vacation away from the fam? Ick.
So, are you going with Kraft or Annie’s?
Sue and I got our hair cut yesterday and our hair is on the way to the gulf to soak the oil all up! Get your hairdresser to do the same! 🙂 Watch for our different color hairs on the water.
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