SCENE:
Big Brother’s School Playground at 2:30 pm September 15, 2010
CAST:
Serial Swooper – as a Suddenly Very Worried Mom
5YO Girl Going-on 25YO Woman – as “Jezebel”
Big Brother – as “Da Playah”
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School dismissal. School doors open. Shrieks of glee, gales of laughter, outstretched Mommy arms. The playground floods, backpacks cast aside in haste. Pitter patter sneakers race across pavement and cedar chips to coveted swings and jungle gyms.
Big Brother requests a chance to stay and play a bit with his new friend (we’ll call her Jezebel) for a while. Swooper approves. Off they race.
Big Brother climbs to the top of some frightening apparatus.
Jezebel approaches nervous Mom.
Um, Big Brother’s Mom?
Hi! Yes, honey?
Well, did you know that Big Brother’s my boyfriend now?
*cough* Oh? Well, good! It’s good that you two are friends.
No. No, no. He’s my boyfriend. For real.
Oh. Ok.
But. He wants us to kind of keep it as a secret.
(Hm, I think. Interesting.)
Well that’s ok, right?
Yeah, that’s ok. Because he told me…well, he kinda has a lot of girlfriends.
Awesome.
Confessions of a Serial Swooper 
Bwahahaha! Oh you are in trouble! A ladies man at 5!! Haha, this will have me chuckling all night….
And I thought Sabine was his only one….
Oh, Toril…so did I!!! (sigh)
are you serious???? that is the best story, mostly because of his reply!!! can’t wait to find out who jezebel is.
Are you telling me I need to keep him away from my ballerinas? That sucks! I thought for sure he’d be “the one” so we’d be the sisters we’re destined to become.
They grow up entirely TOO fast.