I borrowed (ok, stole) this idea from Carolyn at Carolyn Online, one of my very favorite bloggers. Her list was fabulously passive aggressive, snarky and emotionally detached and I loved it.
So, here you go.
1. Even though we dated for a while, I think maybe you just haven’t realized that you might actually like men more than women.
2. Even though we dated for a while, I’m so glad you realized that you like men more than women (although neither of us knew this at the time). Your happiness with him today makes me very happy for both of you.
3. You? Telling me to be ashamed of myself? That’s a laugh.
4. I will always consider you my friend but I think you’ve been a pretty shitty one to me for a while now.
5. Your husband’s a jerk. He’s lucky to have you.
6. Your husband’s a sweetheart. You’re lucky to have him.
7. WAKE UP! YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE (pick one: in the grocery store / on the road / with kids / in the universe)!
8. You were an excellent role model. And a wonderful grandfather. And, we would miss you so much, and so often, if you suddenly weren’t here anymore.
9. I’m afraid of losing you someday, too.
10. Money can’t buy you class. (Oh wait…someone else said that, didn’t they?)
Thank you, Countess.
Ah, yes. And, it all comes back to reality tv.
Sharing is Caring. Pretty, please?
Didn’t even need to watch the video, and that terrible song is stuck in my head 😉
ahhh, but have you heard Danielle’s new song? Heard it last night for the first time. It definitely beats the other sucky housewives songs. Maybe b/c she’s barely singing in hers.