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60 Days
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged current events on June 18, 2010 | 3 Comments »
There Are Good Ideas, Bad Ideas…and Then There’s This.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged current events, inventions, men, sporting events, women on May 19, 2010 | 5 Comments »
Hey, ladies? Ever been at a sporting event or concert or some other large event, run out to quickly use the facilities and been stuck in a seemingly endless line of cross-legged women waiting for their turn in the stalls? Finally you emerge, happily relieved, but return to your seat only to learn that, while [...]
My Generous Solution to the Gulf Oil Crisis
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Bernie, current events on May 15, 2010 | 5 Comments »
Are you ready? I’m the one with the solution to the Gulf Oil Crisis. Not BP. Not Kevin Costner. Right here. Me. Did you know they’ve put out an all points bulletin for pet hair? Because pet hair is crazy absorbent when it comes to oils. Well, Petco can just settle right the heck [...]
Finally, A Legitimate Argument Against Camping.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged bugs, college, current events, drinking, news on April 30, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Turns out mosquitos, Homer Simpson and frat-boys have something in common. They all love beer. A recent study showed that mosquitos are attracted to the smell of beer and prefer to bite victims who have been drinking. Fortunately, drinking copious amounts of beer also makes you care a lot less about getting bitten so it’s [...]
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